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Dated: 06-Oct-90 3:11pm

Well, well, well.... What da ya know? Finally a place to voice (well, type) my wonderous exploits in a school called Smithfield High....

I don't have much time now, but as soon as I get some, I'll put up EXACTLY what happened last tuesday and thursday....... I would put it up know, but I've got a high-speed reverse driving lesson to go to.....

Madmouser may think I need driving lessons, but he failed to mention that he doesn't even have a working car (Axel trouble)....Mohahahahahahahahaha See if I ever give him a ride again..........

'That parrot is dead'
'No, he pining for the fijords'
'He's not pining, he's passed on'
Happy 21st Monty Python.................

I SHOULD have been in Boston watching the Sox game this evening, but as usual, the plans fell through....I'm mad!&#%"(("#$%&X&"$..... The Sox WILL reign supreme when this season is all said and done........

WEll, gotta be going......
I will start my little (?) story soon.........

The Almighty Avatar

Dated: 01-Oct-90

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Mon Aug 22 1988 -- 300 Baud

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agnet
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  \/

 This is not the Burger Bumble Board, Kappa System IV, or The Bathroom Wall, Nor is it the Outboard Motor BBS, Pirate's Den, or Prototype #2.  It's not the Source, Compuserve, or Quantumlink.  It's

-=[===Dragnet===]=-

That's right, it's

/> /< /\ <, /\/ < -/-
__________________/

Enter your user number and password and we just might, mind you, we said "might", allow you access.

If you don't have access, enter "NEW" and give us one reason why we should grant you access.

Welcome to
_-=[ Dragnet ]=-_

Enter User I.D.# (or "NEW") ->"""

Enter Password ->####

-=-=-=-=-=-

Call #17010: Zork Pendragon

Hi!  Today is Mon Aug 22.

Just a second, I'm scanning the mail files.
Sorry, you have no mail waiting.


General Items/1
?=Help :N
Scan pauses after message.

General Items (1)

Music/Movie (2)

Storyishmaroo (3)

Automobiles/Motorcycles SIG (4)

Members' 4um (5)

Warring Bathroom (6)

M#: 18
FR: Fozzie Bear
Dt: Mon Aug 22 1988
Re: Losers

Rat,
  Don't worry, there is bound to be a real loser somewhere.  Even here.

Send it to the losers.

>NPRSQ?>

Sports Arena (7)

The Computer Room (8)

Anything Goes! (9)

Returning to base #1

You're on: General Items

General Items/1
?=Help :B

DragNET

This board, while trying not to be human-oriented, may have some human-type messages.  This is a warning for those who hate humans.

Well, there is a music/TV section on this board.  Do hot let it get out of hand!  Nothing on that base means diddly-squat and it should not get to the point where someone has to sing on another base just to be musically inclined.  And I'm not saying you caqn't post in English, just don't do it prolifically(sp?).
If you don't want access to the general board (#1), just let me know3.  If you do want access to Storyishmarro, let me in on it.  I'll raise your access too (you all have an ialienable right to post drivel).  Whereas we all know that wars are good for the economy and great exercise, please keep them to a minimum.  Feel free to kill other users on your own time.  Be advised that there is a tenth base which you will never ever have access to; and which the rest of us will use to laugh at you behind your back.

If you don't have access to some of the other bases, leave your real name, phone number and planet of origin in F>eedback.  This may or may not help, depending on what kind of mood I'm in.

Chgeck under other commands, such as "I", "$", and ":" for more information.

You have to remember that hate human beings and can't stand using them!  I just do this to keep in touch with some of my (non-human) friends, kind of like an answering machine.  Other people can use it, but humans are discouraged.

Later,
   Sarge

(edited by Back Slash behind Sarge's back...)

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Okay, Zork here.  That was something I dug up this morning.  It was the Dragnet opening message and bulletin from 1988.... Thought I'd put it up for those of you who wonder what the old program was like.... Shit that was two years ago! Oh, well later all (this thing is long enough anyways...)

]LIST

90 ONERR GOTO 160
100 INPUT B$
105 D$ = CHR$ (4)
110 PRINT D$"PR#1"
120 PRINT D$"OPEN/tprobbs.1/"B$
130 PRINT D$"READ/tprobbs.1/"B$
140 GET A$
145 PRINT A$;
150 GOTO 140
160 PRINT CHR$ (3): PRINT D$"CLOSE"

*

*

*#
31B4-    A=00 X=00 Y=01 P=37 S=FB
*
FILE(S) STILL OPEN
]CLOSE

]CLOSE

]ARGH!

?SYNTAX ERROR
]SNATER IN YET ALLIGATOR, \
]
]BACK SLASH BLACK SASH BASK SHLASK. \
] \
]
]PR#0

I'm looking to have a gathering in 2013, the 29th anniversary of Drag/Net. Look for all that info on the DragNet Facebook page.